Dear Candidates,
My superiors have informed me of a ceasefire and peace treaty that will occur after the match. You have all been invited to stay the night at Kerris’ house after the battle’s conclusion.
Please note that any male candidates would be sleeping either in the downstairs section of the house or on the roof, depending on how merciful my superiors are. If you are interested then confirm with parental units before informing us of your stance on this.
My superiors are making it very clear that no ‘funny business’ will occur after retiring hours and are expressing to me that odd precautions will be taking place. Have you ever seen my mother unit? Well, she seemed inclined to sleep across the top of the stairs to limit any kind of mixed gender candidate activity. Most frightening. Or amusing. Depending on who you are.
If you do come please note that sleeping bags, pillows and blow up mattresses would be highly recommended because, while the Davies unit does have some resources, there will be a maximum total of 18 teenage candidates. We do not even think that some hotels would be prepared to take on such a task. Especially you, Candidate. Yes, I mean you. No, don’t act offended we know you’re taking it as a compliment on the inside.
That is all, once again Kerris is available on facebook and the number provided in the first post.
